Please be careful on the roads. Lots of people are drinking heavily at the moment and allowing their wives to drive.
25
DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.24
DecOur Father
in Racist Jokes
Q: Why Do Some People Say Jesus Is Black?
A: Because He Is Our Father But He Never Came Back
02
DecAll I want
Mariah Curie – All I want for Christmas is U-235
02
DecKFC
in Dirty Jokes
Why does KFC have no toilet paper?
Cause its finger licking good.
30
OctDyslexic Hallooween
Q. Why do dyslexic kids get fish on Halloween?
A. Because they go trick or trouting.
01
SepCat Food
in Animal Jokes
Cat food shouldn’t include beef or tuna. They’re too big for cats to eat in the wild. It should only be made of mice, birds and dead pensioners.